Image?disableStub=true&type=VIDEO_S_720&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FpAIIEALgw3o%2F0.jpg&signatureToken=31XPwWcGqQnX7yM0V75oOA' alt='Watch Antichrist Online Facebook' title='Watch Antichrist Online Facebook' />David Hasselhoff is the Anti. Christ. He has even less musical talent than John Tesh. His television shows are unwatchable. Hes one of the worlds most popular stars. He done it How can one explain the phenomenal global success of one of this countrys least talented individualsWatch the movie trailer for 10 Cloverfield Lane, a new film from J. J. Abrams. 10 Cloverfield Lane is coming to theatres March 11th. Director Dan. Monitoringstring 81f1107463d5e188739a27bccd18dab9monitoringstring e515715cc11bfd2d7009dd73cfdbe162monitoringstring 630c2418a1cab4c8f99991b8657516a3. A paralyzed young woman becomes possessed by the Devil when a hypnosis session intended to heal her disability accidentally awakens memories of her past life as a. Inside Social. The biggest and latest apps and platforms, plus trends and insights on the biggest online discussions. IMDb went to New York Comic Con 2017 to learn crucial tidbits about Marvels anticipated new series, Runaways. Watch to find out what we discovered. Prophecy Watchers is a weekly television program, email newsletter and online bookstore hosted by Bible Prophecy expert Gary Stearman. Arts Entertainment Reading Film 101 Reading Film 101 Where Antichrist succeeds and mother fails. The importance of plot in arthouse film. There are only three ways. Mr. Hasselhoff actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country. Mr. Hasselhoff has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success. Watch The Disappeared Online Iflix. David Hasselhoff is the Anti. Christ. I vote for the latter and perhaps, after seeing the facts involved, the rest of the world will agree. The Facts First, the obvious. Add a little beard and a couple of horns David Hasselhoff looks like the Devil, doesnt heAnd the letters in his name can be rearranged to spellfad of devils hash. What does this mean Well, Baywatch is Davids fad. David is the devil. The Hash is what makes Knight Rider popular in Amsterdam. I was actually hoping to make the letters in his name spell out he is of the devil, which would be possible if his middle name was Ethesis, which it might be. Im sure his publicist would hide such a middle name if it were true. Second and most importantly David Hasselhoff and his television series were foretold in the Bible. Biblical scholars worldwide may quibble over interpretations, but they all agree on this. For a few telling examples lets skip to the end of the Bible. If any book of the Bible will tell us who the Anti. Christ is, its the Revelation of Saint John, which basically describes the Anti. Christ and the Armageddon He causes. Ill just give you the verse, and the current theological interpretation of that verse. Who is the Beast Rev 1. And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns. The Beast, of course, is David Hasselhoff. The Heads are His separate television incarnations. Young and the Restless, Revenge of the Cheerleaders, Knight Rider, Terror at London Bridge, Ring of the Musketeers, Baywatch and Baywatch Nights. The ten horns represent His musical releases Crazy For You, David, David Hasselhoff, Do You Love Me, Du, Everybody Sunshine, I Believe, Looking For Freedom, Night Lover and Night Rockers. Not only does Mitch The Lifeguard literally rise out of the sea on Baywatch, but Davids musical career has mostly occurred in Europe, a metaphoric rise to fame from across the sea. Rev 1. 3 3 And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death and his deadly wound was healed and all the world wondered after the beast. Of course, this is a reference to his third head Knight of the Phoenix, the first episode of Knight Rider. In this episode, Michael Long, a policeman, is shot and left for dead. The shot is deflected by a plate in his head, but ruins his face. He is saved and his face reconstructed. He is reluctant, but agrees to use K. I. T. T. to help the Foundation for Law and Government fight criminals who are beyond the reach of the law. Knight Rider has been shown in 8. Rev 1. 3 5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. The following blasphemies are actual quotes from David Hasselhoff I read these while he was 4. Im good looking, and I make a lot of money. There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me. Im six foot four, an all American guy, and handsome and talented as wellBefore long, Ill have my own channel Ill be like Barney. Baywatch is responsible for a lot of world peace. Hoff said at the Bollywood Oscars. Dont believe me Read the original article And heres a blasphemy that came from Davids recent Feb 2. Berlin Wall museum. I couldnt have made something this great up by myself. He was upset that the museum didnt spend more time devoted to his personal role in the fall of Communism. Watch The Evil In Us Torent Free. You can read more about it here, if you dont believe me. The Second Beast Television. Rev 1. 3 1. 1 1. And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,The Second Beast, with its dual antennae, is obviously the Television merely a pawn in Hasselhoffs underworldly regime. His stereo speaker the dragons voice spews forth the blasphemy of Baywatch until He has caused all people of the earth to worship and watch Baywatch and Baywatch Nights. How well has he doneBaywatch is now seen by about one billion viewers in 1. You probably never knew this, but the entire historical purpose of television has been to attract a worldwide audience for the eventual syndication of Baywatch. And how does it accomplish this global distribution Via satellite from heaven to the Earth. Rev 1. 3 1. 5 And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. Something Borrowed Full Movie Part 1. How does television work By giving life unto Hasselhoffs image. Im pretty sure the second part hasnt happened yet. Lifeguards Denizens of the Underworld. These biblical revelations will show that the lifeguards on Baywatch are foretold as servants of the Devil. Need I say who that is againRev 2. And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away and there was found no place for them. Rev 2. 0 1. 3And the sea gave up the dead which were in it and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them. Doesnt this sound like an exact description of what the lifeguards on Baywatch do They sit on their big white wooden throne, and watch out over the sea waiting for a dying person to get cast up. Rev 9 6 And in those days shall men seek to find death, and shall not find it and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. One word CPRRev 1. And he had in his hand a little book open and he set his right foot upon the sea, and his left foot on the earth,Sounds like a lifeguard, eh Standing on the beach reading a paperbackRev 1. I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. Ezekiel 2. 3 1. 7 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them. The fabled Whore of Babylon. Well, people have been calling Hollywood Babylon since long before I was making web pages. And of all the women in Hollywood, whose wedding night video is the most popular Hmmm. Did someone say Barb WireRev 1. And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her for no man buyeth their merchandise any more.